In her attempt to compliment me, the pedicurist told me I looked better with a little more weight on. Um, American women don't want to hear this. Even in broken English, it's still hard to forgive. And I think I look the same sans a week of dining in the North End. Anywho, the conversation went something like this:
"Oh my Gahh... you look gooo.... little moh weight.... So skinny befoh...." - Lucy
Ha ha! "You mean to say I'm fat, now?" - Me
"No, no! Just a little mooh. So skinny befoh! Look gooo now..." - Lucy (you're skating on thin ice, Lucy)
"No tip for you!" (I thought this, didn't say it, and still tipped her, because I'm a nice person.)
:-(
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